Oscar Winners - Best Actress
“The work will stand no matter what.” Meryl Streep
doe - money
rae me - yay me
far so - if somethings far, i say “so? i have a private jet”
la - law is something rich people can break (me)
tee - my favourite vowel
doe - yay!! more money!!
ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???
“I Think I Am In Friend-Love With You” written by and illustrated by Yumi Sakugawa, published in Sadie Magazine, 2012.
Harry Potter is like a fine whisky, it gets better with age.
Twilight is like crack, its bad for you and super addictive.
Glee is like ecstasy, its fun at first but you can get a really bad episode every now and then and the comedown is really bad.
Sherlock is like heroin, everyone is itching for their next fix.
Doctor Who is like red wine, mature and has a big history.
Once Upon A Time is like magic mushrooms, everyone is swearing they can see ships that aren’t there.
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Tik Tok by Ke$ha, as read by Batman
‘Sit down, sit down, sit down’
“My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I’ve ever had in my life,” she tells me. “By the way, it seems like I’m … I’m just blowing my nose. It’s not because I’m sad.” She has allergies and a cold, she promises. But her voice breaks when she starts talking about how she sat down with a pen and paper and asked her mother to give her all the advice she could possibly give her before she died, and Kaling realized she’d never be able to ask her mother for advice again. “I said to her, ‘Mom, I’m going to be so lonely without you.’” She’s crying now but keeps going. “And she just said, ‘You have to be your own best friend. If you always remember that, you will always have someone there with you.’”
its 2012 why cant we print food off the internet god damnit obama
I will punch you in the mouth.
Barack sit down