Rachel Berry updated her status - After being in New York for 3 weeks, I can safely say I made a wise choice coming to NYADA. So glad I didn't ruin my future!

Quinn Fabray: I spent months trying to tell you this Rachel... V_V

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Jesse St. James: Rachel Berry, you are the wind beneath my wings!

Finn Hudson: Seriously, Rachel? I wanted to surprise you and tell you I was coming to New York but I guess I should make other plans..

Santana Lopez: What's wrong Flubber, did you not meet the weight requirements for the army? You could always try the Navy, they accept whales right?

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Jesse St James: Finn, give it up. You left and I swooped back in claiming what was rightfully mine. Rachel and I are finally free to be together.

Quinn Fabray: Oh Jesse, you are so clueless. You're not the reason she's so happy..

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Brittany S Pierce: Finn can trade places with me, that way I can be free to go be with Santana, being a super senior, super SUCKS, :(

Rachel Berry: Quinn I don't think now is the right time to bring this up...

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Kurt Hummel: Britt and San need to get their cute lesbian asses to New York pronto, a lot of things have changed :-) I want to gossip!

Rachel Berry, Brody Weston and Carmen Tibedau like this.

Santana Lopez: You mean like Quinn and Berry doing the nasty? I know all about that. Berry called me for sex tips. Oh, and Britt I'm coming home this weekend to see you! Cheer up babe!

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Finn Hudson: Rachel how could you...

Jesse St. James: I shouldn't be surprised, you did deny my sexual advances.

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Quinn Fabray: Finn, you're a moron.. you broke up with both of us first! Karma's a bitch. ;)

Sam Evans: Sorry to interrupt the pow wow but Glee Club kind of sucks without you guys, I never thought I'd miss everything being so..... gay?

Santana Lopez: Waannky.

Blaine Anderson: If you're insinuating I'm not gay enough for you Sam, I'm offended.

Will Schuester: Blaine! Brittany! You are supposed to be asleep! We have sectionals tomorrow!

Emma Pillsbury likes this.

Kurt Hummel: Oh Blaine, you're plenty gay, you're just not Rainbow Hummel and Unicorn sex tape gay.

Sugar Motta: Two Girls, One Cat is not on my watch list. Oh and Pedo Will is here. Not asbergers

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Santana Lopez: I still can't believe that happened... I miss you in my life Prancy Smurf, you too Tone Deaf Twat.

Kurt Hummel: The feeling is always mutual, Satan.

Sugar Motta: You're only jealous of my talent... but I still miss you too.

Brittany S Pierce: I will release the unedited version if I don't get to see you soon San, but I gotta go to sleep now! I don't want Mr Schue to fail me in glee club! Love you xox

Artie Abrams: I might have to lock Santana up in a closet to make this happen... I wantz that hotness.

Sam Evans likes this.

Mercedes Jones: Pretty sure you can't fail glee club since it's not a class...

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Santana Lopez: Sorry Stubbs, If you lock me in a closet Finn might push me out again and I really don't feel like relieving that nightmare. Night Britt Britt, love you too.

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Sam Evans: The diva decided to grace us with her presence, I see.

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Sue Sylvester: Boobs McGee, Lady Hummel, Loud Mouth Berry and Quinn Fabgay - I expect you all to attend my documentary screening next month! It's called 'The birth of a champion' - Details forthcoming.

Kurt Hummel: Oh good god no... Please tell me it's not your birth video, you wouldn't...

Blaine Anderson, Santana Lopez and 3 others like this.

Roz Washington: Oh she would. She forced me into that damn delivery room the day of the horrific event and let me tell you, the sand that came exploding out of her vagina blinded me for days. I was knocked unconscious by a briefcase that shot out of her vajay faster than Michael Phelps in a kiddie pool. I missed the opening ceremony of the olympics and my invitation to the Queen's after party for this insanity!! Crazy ass white folk be ruining my life!

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